Crime & Punishment

1. This book could be an outfit accessory. I’m not that performative, I promise!
2. A collection of things people have said to me about this book:
   • Yeah, I had to read it for Russian literature class. I’m not sure why you’re reading it for fun.
   • Will you like it? I don’t know. Do you like pain?
   • The best book of all time. And my personal favourite:
   • The crime happened, and then I was like, where’s the punishment??

Only 50% of the quoted above finished the book. I invite your guesses of who’s who at changrandy0@gmail.com.